wiener window
create a giant nut sack or wiener and hang it out my 5th floor window. opening and closing the door, making it go in and out, inflates and deflates the nuts. put a vagina on the door. nuts deflate when the vagina is opened.
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nick van woert
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008 01 2009 16:02
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