C001• I lied to Ryan. I broke his glasses on purpose.
C002• I lied to Mrs.Doctor. I did throw rocks at that car.
C003• I stole candy from Mrs.Fabri's desk during the movie. And I still hate Kevin for telling on me.
C004• I only went out with Brooke cause I felt sorry for her. She was pretty fat.
C005• I stole candy from Northstar. Then I would chew it up and spit it out all over the chairlift. The long redvines were the best. My hope was that someone sat in it.
C006• Amidst the fog of war pinch the oppositions penis. Automatic win! (Common practice that blurs the line between appropriate and inappropriate war-time ethics.)
C007• I stole a homeless man's home.
C008• I told Braille Bible International that I was blind in order to get a free Braille bible. Valued at over $400.
C009• I've shot well over ten small animals to death with a bb gun.
C010• I drove through downtown Reno throwing eggs out the window at people. I nailed this lady in the back. She had no idea it was me. I rule!
C011• I don't admire my father.
C012• I pee'd in a cup that ultimately ended up all over my friends neighbor. Her mom got mad and asked my friends dad if he wanted to smell her. He didn't. Neither did I.
C013• The doctor put a finger up my butt in the 3rd grade. I've always thought it was his thumb but now I'm not so sure.
C014• I hate photographers but I like photographs.
C015• It disturbs me when I'm pissing in the urinal and another man starts pissing in the one next to me when there are plenty of others to choose from.
C016• I have a hard time telling my family that I love them.
C017• I am friends with people I do not like.
C018• I put my poo under someones car door handle. I watched them put their hand in it. This practice is commonly refered to as "poo-handle".
C019• I didn't hurt my finger playing football. I punched Ben in the head.
C020• The pipe was Ryan's and I did smoke out of it.
C021• I've wiped bare-handed in the face of toilet paper.
C022• If your a dentist, I hate you by default.
C023• I hate painters. But I do like paintings. So keep painting you worthless asses.
C024• I think downloading music for free is okay.
C025• I feel guilt when buying alcohol. It's illegal...but not.
C026• I wish I was in a band. I'm a visual artist instead. It's cool but not that cool.
C027• I'm afraid of Priests.
C028• I don't have the balls to do real drugs. But wish I did.
C029• I like puzzles. I hate Art with the same intention as puzzles.
C030• The regret I felt after being mean to my little brother when he was little was too much to live with. I cried when I told him I was sorry. He had no idea what was going on and he probably doesn't remember when I apologized.
C031• I don't have the balls to fuck my life up. But wish I did.
C032• I'm not going to die today.
C033• I'm not afraid to make definitive statements.
C034• When I lie. I have to tell you I am.
C035• I want to hate music just so I can be the only one.
C036• I think I am as good as anyone.
C037• Hate salt. Like pepper.
C038• I wish I was interested in everyone.
C039• I'm always in a hurry to get something done...anything.
C040• I only went to school cause I had nothing better to do.
C041• When I risk my life, I'm convinced nothing will happen. I am in complete control. Confident and aware of my abillity.
C042• I want to go back to school because working sucks and I want my vacations back.
C043• The work that my office produces is embarassing.
C044• I wish I knew a lot more than I do.
C045• I wouldn't mind living for another 200 years. Even if all I could do was look & think.
C046• I would rather be a dead man than a blind man.
C047• The saddest thing in life is that I've forgotten most of it.
C048• The saddest thing in life is that birds die on the ground.
C049• The saddest thing in life is that flowers die.
C050• I enjoy my life.
C051• The saddest thing in life is that people die.
C052• I hate graffiti artists. Why don't they paint on their own houses? Duh.
C053• I don't pray.
C054• I am interested in church.
C055• I hate the music and performance the musicians put on at church. Just not feeling it.
C056• I want to quit my job. I can't cause I have a car payment.
C057• I want everyone to like me but I don't want to like everyone.
C058• I am jealous of people with more money than me.
C059• I know people have done artwork about confessionals before but I am doing this anyway.
C060• I feel like a social retard.
C061• I want to be famous.
C062• I want to be the greatest artist in the world.
C063• I want to be the smartest man alive.
C064• I want to get into a fight and win.
C065• I want to be witty.
C066• I hate losing at games.
C067• I want to be original.
C068• I feel no regret about taking a dump in the middle of an elementary school basketball court. Pissed my pants in the process.
C069• If it is funny it is worth it. Even if it makes someone else wish they were never born.
C070• I want a tattoo like Bob Lukas'. It's just a line about 8 inches long.
C071• I don't want a tattoo that I wont like in a few years.
C072• I want to be the best at everything.
C073• I want the best of everything.
C074• I don't regret shoplifting. I was caught at Shopko. I wasn't caught a number of times before that. It was worth it.
C075• I don't regret drinking before the age of 21.
C076• There are things that I will not confess that I probably should.
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