make the spit wad heads into one giant head. name it after the greek god of retardation or some kind of authoritative figure like momus.

Momus (μῶμος), in Greek mythology the god of satire, mockery, writers, poets, a spirit of evil-spirited blame and unfair criticism. His name is related to μομφή, meaning 'blame' or 'censure'. He is depicted in classical art as lifting a mask from his face.