there is a leak in my studio. it's not a problem for the head of the dept. i think i'm going to make it his problem. a giant funnel will be hanging just below the ceiling catching every last drip. a clear tube will then be attached to the end of the funnel. the tube will run out of my studio, down the hall, around the corner and into the head of the departments office. that ought to take care of it. i'm sure the leak will be fixed in no time.

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get water from every leak in the building and funnel them all into his office.
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alright alright
how bout this - run a miniature water slide out into the gallery from the leak where a blow up pool is slowly being filled by the dirty rotten water that i live with each and every day in my studio. a blue plastic slide. a rain gutter painted blue.